Why is this famous 2-year-old still walking around with a bottle? What the?
And why is her mother wearing a sweater and trench coat while Suri is wearing a tank top dress?
And as if the New Kids on the Block Summer Reunion tour weren’t enough for all of us…why…why…why….is this model wearing tight-rolled jeans???
Oh – and finally – just when I really thought I couldn’t be surprised by ANYTHING – I learned of this company B.Y.O.G.
That would be “Bring Your Own Gown”
But not so fast, kittens, not the kind of gown you are thinking of – this time we’re talking about DELIVERY GOWN.
You got it. Apparently two women cooked up the idea to create stylish – and here’s the kicker – REUSABLE – gowns for delivery, so you can avoid the drab generic one the hospital provides. Turns out Jessica Alba plans to B.Y.O.G. for her big day.
SO just when I thought two-year olds with bottles and tight rolled jeans was confusing…it turns out someone out there thinks they want to WEAR AGAIN the gown they delivered a child in????
I am, for once, speechless.